Out of band from the Wired / Tired / Expired series, an in between jargon watch notification:
Wall huggers
The dorks in public places sitting against a wall near a power plug, not comfortably on a chair at a desk or so, in order to get juice for their cell phones. As in this clip, and others, and in your environment, too. Don’t become a hobo.
Nopenopenopenope I know it isn’t as new even, but some might have missed it. Hence the notification…
After which I leave you with:
[Gabbiano castle, just a B&B of sorts]