From Sedlacek to accountancy

While going through Sedláček’s seminal Economics of Good and Evil – which should be a mandatory read for all economics, business, and audit (-of-all-sorts) students, I came across one part that struck me as possibly relevant for direct application in accountancy.
Oh but of course, there’s so great a many more parts that should be applied, the sooner the better. I’ll return one day, in the next couple of months, with probably a series of Book by Quote posts on the book, including some analysis and comments maybe this time. And by ‘direct application’ I meant application as useful underpinning undercurrent, root cause, in tha analysis, of what’s wrong with latter-day accountancy, helping as pointers towards possible improvement(s) there. The kicker is in the tail of this post …

First, this:
DSCN1004[According to legend, the exact spot (flag) where St. George slew the dragon, at the St. Jordi (of course) gate, Montblanc, Catalunya. Somewhat fittingly a bus stop 2 yards away, if you could make this post a similar exact slaying spot of accountancy’s woes ;-]

OK. To start. Sedláček has this chapter where a number of Value systems are lined up. On the far left is Kant, with the good-ness of a man’s actions being everything, regardless of the results. Next from the left towards the middle are Christian and Judean thought, and on with Aristoteles, Epicurists (which I think he interprets, and places, incorrectly), Hedonists and finally on the far Right flank, Utilitarians and Mandeville – Greed is Good or rather: only (!?) vice is good (for progress – and we all need that, right?). When reading this (and, as said, I don’t agree with everything there even taking into account Sedláček’s clear statement that the abbreviation may bend the correctness of content), something struck me:

What if, when, the utilitarians have kidnapped the meek of the middle-to-left; have made them believe that they could remain true to themselves in this hostile world, while at the same time the villains have isolated them from the real world and just harvest their proceeds?

[From here on, it gets contentious. Don’t be put off by what you might interpret as rebellious bluntness. I just have not sufficient time to write it all out in a diplomatic, friendly fashion – a diplomat is someone who tells you to go to heck in such a way that you look forward to the journey]
This, e.g., in the wider society where Jaron Lanier’s siren servers harvest all the data production that consumers do; promising benefits but keeping all the humongous moneys to themselves. And, as said, in accountancy, where the individual accountant (partner) is still allowed to believe (s)he works for the greater good of society, to be a really important cog in (economic) society’s good behavior machine. Where in the mean time, the leading partners (or the jump from individual to collective!) roam off all the vast margins and don’t care less about quality. The latter may sound coarse but considering the pressure on productivity levels and budgets, and considering the declared Holy goal of profit increase (second derivative!) …

Such kidnapping points at the improvements required in accountancy today, in particular re the ‘Big’ 4 their handywork for large organisations i.e. just signing off and caring less (proven) about the quality of investigative work done. The horror to think one would dig deep enough for root causes, that would only cost mo-ney…! and could set us up for confrontation with the client, even by causing the hassle or having to amend (processes – cumbersome and costly, and books – the same).

As stated, this may help in the current discussions about the ‘business model’ in accountancy in particular re the ‘Big’ 4. Where talk is of what the client is that should be served, and how to align payment accordingly. As now, in practice the Board, the very auditee, pays. Officially, the Board of Supervisors (Raad van Commissarissen) does, that in an ideal world would represent not only stockholders’ interests but also other stakeholders’; we live in not quite an ideal world where the RvC has to deal with Regulatory Capture if (not when) they’d be aware of that and would even be aware of the need to break the old boys’ networks. And even then, the client could be the RvC but paying the (external) accountant out of profits comes down to the Board registering that in the organization’s books after the best placed to understand and estimate, the Board, would negotiate the budget. In the end, the auditee pays. Who pays, stays. ‘Whose bread one eats, his words one speaks’ (Dutch). Despite the Good ones trying to maintain their independence, in appearance and practice; this shouldn’t be a struggle but an easy stable starting point not having to depart from or returned back to. Certainly not in public opinion..! But now, is troublesome.
Another option, to hire accountants via the insurance companies that insure the auditee organisations qua malpractice, may work but makes accountants dependent in other ways; insurance co’s aren’t philanthropic institutions and would have their own ways of setting budgets, not ex ante aligned with accountants’ societal interests first.

Thirdly, nationalization of accountants also pops up here and there again and again. Where all accountants – not; only the ones to audit organisations of societal interest – would then be allocated in some way or another to auditees. Regulatory capture and other distortions may readily start off in this mode as well; is this studied well enough? Though in this model, accountants with their legally protected task would earn much capped incomes in line with all (?) other civil servants like street cleaners and PMs.

And, of course, there’s the BOHICA approach.
Which might not even be that bad, if, IF paired with an introspection plus real change where the profit seekers are ousted (and not allowed to re-enter, through changed promotion paths) and the kidnapped are released. So that they can again do their best work, as virtuous (wo)men.

So, this above reasoning all the way from Sedláček to current accountancy business models, leads to the distinction of two different sorts of ‘Big’ 4 partners. Which in turn leads to the kidnap interpretation. Which, in turn, leads to changed promotion paths as way forward.

Aren’t we lucky that accountants know everything about true transparency … because that’s what will be needed when progressing with this. So that no lip service will be paid to these changed business principles.

But wait … all the above should not be news. And appears to be insufficient since, as accountants, the very few who actually do, discussed: shouting for ‘cultural change’ is just window dressing that in itself will not result in said change and may not prove to be doable, as goal. To put it very mildly. We may need more. Along the lines of Mandeville, where the Bad are allowed to exist, are required to exist but don’t tell them (no need), in order for the whole of virtuous society to benefit from them; if there were only virtuous citizens, society would come to a standstill until destroyed (from the outside, mostly).
What if we can devise a (business) model that would actually kidnap the despicable, the money grabbers, and turn them into the nible thrifty termites that we the virtuous ants could live off ..?
[Edited to add: This may require Piketty-style progressive taxes on specific professions, but would that be impossible ..? ‘t Might be done in-house in some way, e.g., by setting limits on the income range, the top 10% earning a max per person of … whatever, times the earning per person of the lower 20%]

I’ll leave you now. A much more extensive analysis may be in order of this subject. Which may or may not follow. In particular re the jump from (sum of) individuals to collective à la Ortega y Gasset and Brian (and followers); an oft overlooked but still Very Hard Problem. But your comments are welcomed already…:

Still around

Just happy to see that these are still for sale. Would be a reason to go back to Windy City, just to get them at “Marshall Field’s” …!
[Edited to add: the link seems to work properly only if the shipping address is set to the US, on the target site… just search for frango after that… Great show Macy’s for taking the fun out of good memories…]

There, for reference:
DSCN0457[Obviously, would shop there, too]

Meet no more, continuously, and excel

I posted before on the atrocities of current-day meeting practices. And on the changing role of the Document, here.
The latter, provided some thought towards predicting the demise of the former: When we’re connected (at the information level, not mere technically) constantly and continuously, wouldn’t all the errors of meetings be resolved (resolvable) by not having them anymore, or at least, re-styling them in a wholesale manner?
First, a picture:
[Reflections of – the way life used to be (lyrics)]

I mean, all the meeting errors have been allowed to play out because the in-charge’s liked them, for the display of faux leadership caricature they provided. But with the change towards always-on mesh communications, which is do-or-die, the very reasons to have meetings diminishes. Social advantages of meeting F2F, that were collateral ‘damage’, may still be around but in the form of having drinks. Who’d need more? and now recognize the benefits outright, without the formal hassle and hilarious chair and topper pomp.

Though I treasure the value of the Document, if, very big if, it is in itself an attempt to Masterpiece. Which it sometimes is, in organisations, but then, so desperately few would survive public muster. Yes, there’s a trend towards deployment of Narratives everywhere. But that’s not what I mean here. I mean stuff like Books, nuggets of Culture carried through the ages. Where mere documents, even, let alone casual socmed conversations, will leave no (! storage re-use needs, TLA?) trace of your existence. As the Greek Hell beyond the underworld: In the underworld, even the villains were still known by name. But beyond that, in Hell, wailed the spirits of the Forgotten, the nameless. That truly was as bad as hell could get. And, of course, true heroes would attach to the pantheon, become stars and constellations. Do you strive for that, when filling out the TPS report at Initech? If you had to look that up, you’re on the naïve side of young…

Well then, to summarise: Meeting mania is curable, and Documents sharpen our skills. What a blunt conclusion. But don’t blame me when your greatness takes off.

Clustering the future

Was clustering my themes for the future of this blog. Came up with:
Future trend subjects[Sizes, colours, or text sizes not very reflective of the attention the various subjects will get]
Low sophistication tool, eh? Never mind. Do mind, to comment. On the various things that would need to be added. As yes I know, I have left much out of the picture, for brevity purposes. But will want to hear whether I missed major things before I miss them, in next year’s posts. Thank you!
And, for the latter,
DSCN0924[Bah-t’yó! indeed]

Pulling, and pushing the compliance boundaries

A reblog again, delving into the breath of being the peers that pressure towards conformity or be the Maverisk that wants to prevent stale and mould. Read past the starting stuff, and find the value of nonconformity explained. If you don’t see that… You may be the one most in need …
And,
??????????[Accelerating, not so bad]

Wired / Tired / Expired, November 2014 edition

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[Weirdo’s – closing at 17:00h … doesn’t time melt for this artist, in this country (sic) …?]

Yes here’s the November edition of my Wired / Tired / Expired jargon watch overviews, a mixed bag again:

WIRED TIRED EXPIRED
Yik Yak, Ello, Tsu The other anons (?) Whatsapp et al
As in this, where as only the very old folks remember fubbuk started. And the other ones, here. Already not making it past the tipping point? I mean, where are Whisper / Kik / Telegram / WeChat / Line / Viber / Wicker / Threema / surespot ? And this, as elsewhere on this blog. Mehhh, as in the elsewhere mentioned on the left.
Poodle Beast Heartbleed
Because it’s “not much of an issue” as it affects end point consumers only … OUTRAGE! They are your customers, they are the huge numbers, they are the incapable to cure (also since a fraction of B2C’s doesn’t effing care). If only server-owning companies were the vulnerable, with their very few numbers, their resolution capacity, and their economic interests. Yeah, yeah, working on it. Really? Still?
Taking action Taking symbolic action Taking no action / denying any problems (tie)
E.g., by forking out another $250M, not just peanuts. Because pay the peanuts, get the monkeys. … Or is the previous still only window dressing ..? Maybe some, silent, action might’ve cost much less. Anyway, symbolic action will prove to be the infosec czar’s new clothes. Legally invalid. Demonstrating incapacity to function normally in today’s business world.
Docker Google Docs ‘Private cloud’
Just as in this, and this and this – since the latter two. Into the main stream. Dumb outsourced data center, virtual or not. With all the privacy ramifications, without scalability (!) or efficiencies.
IoT detailing ever further IoT! Mixed up with Wearables et al. Cloud, ROSI etc.etc.
This kind of details … And these. Pls learn to discriminate or you mess up the discussions. Which will be, at all levels of abstraction and everywhere, as under W. Totalitarian Bureaucrat talk.
Not caring
(to be seen)
Faux 1% philantropy Posing
Hanging out at http://www.beriestain.com/ for example, just among like-minded self-sufficients (for peace of mind, not needing external recognition). Clearly, this. Uggg-gh!

OK, any suggestions for next month’s edition ..?

Flexing work vans

A thought just popped into my mind: If people are expected to be ever more flexible as for place of work, why would we still be tied up in concrete offices ..? Even if we move around, it is from concrete intensive-people-farm to the next, however flexible and nice it all may look. And all the flex space flex rent stuff is similar; tying people up to addresses.

Rather, wouldn’t it be of use if there were another variant suitably professionally organized, I mean not something like this:
resized_Hot_Dog_Van3_Front_Street_West_Toronto_Canada_3_October_2009[Hey, it’s someone’s office …]

But rather something a tiny bit more upmarket. Like:
leather-seat-covers-led-illumination-t5-multivan-vw-business-van-le[or just a little less conspicuous, with more actual desk space, filing possibilities (still, in this time and day), etc., for, probably, some quite a bit more affordable investment money and maybe a little more like above-linked ‘offices’ that this out-of-fashion posh]

So that the great many that aren’t at Queen Bee level that everyone flocks to – i.e., everyone, in the near future, in the flat(ter) network ‘organisations’ – can simply drive to the gathering places (previously known as parking lots) of choice and nearness to whatever client, and hook up the fully-equipped office to some power (charging the car battery and the equipment) and network to just do whatever work needs to be done. Could be downtown, could be at the park or beach front.

Oh well. It was just an idea….

A simple explanation of Bitcoin “Sidechains”

Noteworthy. In one sense, a dilution. In another, a move to widespread adoption and acceptance. From which, probably, some unforeseeable, maybe even weird, whole new societal developments may spring.
And, for the heck of it:
000013 (7)[Pre-1998 analog to digital, FLlW @ Bear Run obviously]

Top 2000 or 2214 of 2014

OK … There it is: The definitive this year’s Top 2000.
Without argument or doubt, herewith…
First, downloadable in plain Excel, for your own tinker and play, in this file; checked and clean (no subversive content).
Next, a few little notes:

  • “That’s odd! The usual numbers 1 to 50 aren’t where they’re ‘supposed’ to be by common standards!” Correct. Because I‘m ‘Rekt. The list is mine; why put the Mehhh songs high up there? They’re in there somewhere, but its my list, my preferences..! yes I do like some almost-forgotten songs better, sometimes much, much better, than the expired old hands.
  • Especially.. see the notes, when the clip (much) enhances the song(s). Wouldn’t that mean the song in itself isn’t fully complete ..? No, it means in (since) the age of video, songs with clips (‘integrated’) can much surpass mere songs by themselves, for a cubed sensory experience.
  • There’s more than 2000 yes. Because, already after the first 500 or so, determining the relative rankings becomes awkward. Hence, the cut-off would be random …! (why not 2048, that would make more sense in this digital (i.e., binary) age).
  • If you would still have some (preferably wacky) songs you miss, please do comment them to me. I’ll see whether I’d want to include them still, or not. Hey, it’s my list so I decide, geddid?
  • When dabbling with the Excel file yourself, feel free to play around with the ranking mechanism. What worked for me, was to first split the songs into bins of about 250 size (designate some song to be in the first bin that will end up being ranks 1-250, another song to bin 5, which is around the 1000-1250 mark, etc.), then sizing down bin 1 etc. to 8 smaller bins. Then, numbers 1-50 get a personal treatment one by one to their end rank, the rest gets (got) a random allocation within their bracket. After this, sort and re-apply number 1-whatever. Through this, actual intermediate bin sizes aren’t too important.
  • Huh waddayakno, before the below is published, I have a Challenge for you: To give Frizzle Sizzle, Luv and Erik Mesie some rightful places. If you’re Dutch otherwise you might just not get it. Others, may include the B52’s somewhere; Love Shack. And DÖF’s Codo. ☺ and oops forgot Thomas Dolby.
  • [Edited to add: I’m now working on an extended list, with the How Could I Have Missed These!? so the total keeps rising. For next year’s list.]

Then, as a long, very long list. With a Moar tag otherwise it would be ridiculous… [i.e., for the complete list in the post, follow the link:]

Continue reading “Top 2000 or 2214 of 2014”

Rank Title Artist Notes
1 Hustle Vann McCoy Yes, the original
2 Easy Livin’ Uriah Heep To power it up
3 Heart Of Gold Neil Young Hits the heart
4 Hide and Seek Howard Jones Same, if you listen well
5 Peter Gunn Emerson Lake & Palmer Just for the intro alone
6 She Elvis Costello Personal nostaliga
7 White Room Cream Nicely powerful, doesn’t wear out too easily
8 74-’75 (+Video) Connells The video sublimates the message
9 Windowlicker (+Video) Aphex Twins Incomplete, as a work of art, without the video
10 Nice ‘n Slow Jesse Green Calm down again
11 One Of These Days Pink Floyd Hidden pearl
12 Smoke On The Water Deep Purple Of course
13 The Man With One Red Shoe (+Video) Laurent Garnier Incomplete, as a work of art, without the video
14 You’re So Vain Carly Simon I think this song is about me!
15 Dancing Barefoot Patti Smith Hidden treasure
16 Right Here Right Now Fatboy Slim Oft forgotten, defined an era
17 The Great Gig In The Sky Pink Floyd Appealing complexity
18 All I Need Air Mindfulness in musical form
19 Dream On Aerosmith Heartburn
20 You Got To Fight For Your Right to Party Beastie Boys Appealing. Simply that.
21 California Dreamin’ Mamas & The Papas

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