Your tips and categories, please re socmed tool evolution

Just a question to you: To deliver categories for social media tools that I will inventorise for innovation and evolution.
Now that Facebook and Whatsapp are going the way of MySpace, and Twitter and Pinterest may be on their heels qua abandonment (?), plus Google+ still being in the dark a bit and WordPress going strong still but Medium and a couple of others are making inroads, a slew of new tools come forward.
I will post some comparison tables on their functionality (primary/secondary functionality, persistence or ephemeral, fringe or potential mainstream, technical complexity, focal verticals, group structures, privacy notes, etc.).
But I’ll need your input. Both for tool tips, but also for categories. As of now, I only have long form blogs; short form notes/blogs; short messaging; picture sharing; classifieds; product/services reviews. There are more, I suspect.

As a thank-you in advance already, herewith a picture, of course:
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[Beautiful Source, cake-style – think that one through (2x)]

Theme song

To the track of Rawhide, of course…

Cyber’ Cyber’ Cyber’

Keep hackin’, hackin’, hackin’,
Though they’re disapprovin’,
Keep them routers fallin’ Cy-ber!
Don’t try to witherstand ’em,
Just see and spot and track ’em,
Soon we’ll be mining bit and coin.
Boy my heart’s calculatin’
My true mint will be waitin’, be waiting at the end of my block.

CHORUS
MOV ’em on, <head> ’em up,
<head> ’em up, MOV ’em out,
MOV ’em on, <head> ’em out Cy-ber!
GET ’em out, POST ’em in
POST ’em in, GET ’em out,
Cut ’em out, paste ’em in Cy-ber.

Hackin’, hackin’, hackin’
Hackin’, hackin’, hackin’
Hackin’, hackin’, hackin’
Hackin’, hackin’, Hackin’
Cy-ber!

Hackin’, Hackin’, Hackin’
Though the ports are block’ed
Keep them scripties hackin’
Cy-ber!
Chain and bit and torrent
Hell-bent for an exploit
Wishin’ my tool was by my side.
All the things I’m phishin’,
Good backdoors, trove, and dissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my pipe.

MOV ’em on, <head> ’em up,
<head> ’em up, MOV ’em out,
MOV ’em on, <head> ’em out Cy-ber!
GET ’em out, POST ’em in
POST ’em in, GET ’em out,
Cut ’em out, paste ’em in Cy-ber.

Keep probin’, probin’, probin’
Though they’re disapprovin’
Keep them scripties probin’
Cy-ber!
Don’t try to track&trace ’em
Just probe, show, deface ’em
Soon we’ll be living on the flight.
My cores are calculatin’
My true grep will be waitin’,
Be waitin’ at the end of my Perl.

Cyber!
Cyber!

So now all go out and #ditchcyber (#wegmetcyber) ..!

And, .. of course! A picture for your singing pleasure:
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[Not really Rancho Notorious. Sevilla]

Wired / Tired / Expired, April 2014 edition

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[A night at the opera, Valencia style not Marx brothers]

So, here’s the April edition of my Wired / Tired / Expired jargon watch overviews:

WIRED TIRED EXPIRED
Ensemble modeling Descriptive

Diagnostic

Predictive

Prescriptive
Big Data!
Sort-of scenario modelling (two l’s is the right way). Like the what-ifs in Lotus 1-2-3 of old. Principles still haven’t changed. Already this goes into the Mehhhh category Oh yes. Bee drone.
Curation of content Fedoras H… H… Hip… …eards
just can’t get it out of my throat
Because of this:
Het is Coffee Company beleid dat je met je macbook in de etalage aan je filmscript werkt, anders krijg je geen soja-moccha-latté-decaf. — René van Meurs (@renevanm) February 20, 2014

and similar early indicators that the new wave of content curation, i.e., When in Search For a Better Life, start Writing a Blog, Columns, Articles, Movie Scripts…
Because of this. Have a look around; you’ll also notice how many #fails you see and how few, desperately few, actual right-wearers. And in the mean time, this (Do click to see it!) has also surfaced…
I’ll leave it here.
Yes you read it right in:
This Font Is Made From Beard – http://t.co/FxxPH6M3Td — Gizmodo Australia (@GizmodoAU) February 19, 2014
Old and new: I see them bureacratising. I hatin’. Because reasons.
Procurement Compliance HR
Where the new company bottleneck is. By going for the steepest price cuts suppliers can afford that department will squeeze out any and all business partnership that you carefully crafted with your suppliers. Well actually, in the medium run, can’t afford hence they’ll deliver junk then go broke and you have tons of problems again. Procurement saved some x%, you lose some yy% of quality. Bottom line: Big losses all around.
And don’t come around that Procurement wants to be a business partner as well, sitting around the table with you. They will block any giveaway that you negotiate with for fear of death they’ll lose their ability to fetch fat bonuses for, again, squeezing out every last drop – of blood from your suppliers. That’s their job.
And while they’re sitting around the table, they demonstrate to have no clue about the content anyway, but will try to mask that by uttering something stupid (giving them away) on a misinterpretation of something they misheard, leading to question marks all around the table on how to even react.
Bureacracy defined. Luckily, waning. “We do all your function profiles!” – “Except for the content; you’ll need to supply that yourself. And we’ll turn down whatever you as the content expert want in there, as it doesn’t fit the categories that we have from some external party that doesn’t understand the least of our core business and that are outdated by a decade but we don’t care as these are the officially sanctioned categories as established by some government agency many decades ago.”
“We do all the selection process!” – “Except the actual selection, you’ll have to do that all yourself and we will fault you on not following one of the most obscure and unproven Don’ts.”
“We do all the performance appraisal work!” – “Except the performance appraisals, which you’ll have to do yourself. See previous remark re missing the one obscure nono. And, by the way, however excellent your staff despite the HR department, you must grade everyone Average; we cannot afford otherwise [i.e., otherwise the grading will prove to be a heap of local nepotism].”
Whatever BYOD / Cloud CObIT
The Great Giving Up of Trying to manage Org IT.
Where no-one controls much of anything anymore. It’s about the Data, Stupid! Yes I know, I know even better than you think; it’s not about the data, it’s about the value captured in that information that has data as its carrier. For the time being; value expires in all sorts of wyas. it’s about capturing the value before that. It’s about data-centric security (i.e., fully-transparent data-atomic encryption). If only we could put the right tools in the right places…
Ouch! Our systems management is exploding!
We need to keep ou faces up as if we are in the lead of this all. We aren’t at all.
We really need totalitarian control over all IT.
As if that was possible ever, as if not all attempts to implement ITIL, v2, v3 etc.etc. did fail. Jammed between smashing actual productivity under tons of paperwork, and actually doing something, doing firefighting and a full diplomacy circus.

OK, any suggestions for next month’s edition ..?

Fortune on bureaucracy: It must die.

Simply putting it here for you, snapped from Fortune (no less).
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The organizations that survive in the coming decades will be those that are capable of change as fast as change itself.

Today, few organizations seem to be able to out-run change for more than a few years at a time. To build organizations that are adaptable at their core, we will need to rework every management process so it enables, rather than frustrates, breakthrough thinking and relentless experimentation. Innovation will need to become instinctual and intrinsic. The notion of the economically dependent, easily biddable “employee” will have to be ditched.

The goal: a workplace where initiative, creativity, and passion flourish, and where the line separating vocation and avocation disappear.

For any of this to happen, bureaucracy must die. Why? Because bureaucracy …
•Adds overhead — by creating multi-tiered structures where hundreds of managers spend their time managing other managers.
•Creates friction — by forcing new ideas to run a multi-level gauntlet of approval that creates significant lag time.
•Distorts decisions — by giving too much power to senior executives who often have an investment in older processes.
•Misallocates power — by rewarding those who are the most politically adept rather than those who are the most capable leaders.
•Discourages dissent — by creating asymmetric power relationships that make it difficult for subordinates to speak up.
•Misdirects competition — by encouraging individuals to compete for promotion and political advantage.
•Thwarts innovation — by over-weighting experience and under-weighting unconventional thinking.
•Hobbles initiative — by throwing up barriers to risk-taking.
•Obliterates nuance — by centralizing too many decisions and demanding compliance with uniform rules and procedures.

In all these ways, bureaucracy imposes a “management tax.” Like arterial plaque, it is mostly invisible, but no less dangerous because of that. To avoid the management tax, we need to find ways of acquiring control, coordination, and consistency “duty free.” Thankfully, information technology can help us do that.

Modern bureaucracy emerged at a time when information was mostly paper-based and expensive to move. The traditional hierarchy, with its narrow span of control, was a response to this problem. Ten or so subordinates would channel information up to a manager who would then summarize the data and push it further up the chain of command. In this model of “consolidate and escalate,” those at the top really did know more.

When challenged, they could defend their decisions on the basis of superior knowledge (whether or not their decisions were really based on facts.) And those at the top typically had long tenures and could claim to be more experienced than their subordinates — another justification for top-down decision-making. But today, thanks to IT, information can be easily stored, shared, and customized, and with each new advance in communications and information technology, the rationale for bureaucracy dwindles further.

Yet when it comes to killing bureaucracy, most leaders are still fiddling at the margins. They have flattened the formal hierarchy, but haven’t eliminated it. They have celebrated empowerment, but haven’t surrendered their own prerogatives. They have encouraged employees to speak up, but have balked at the idea of letting them choose their own leaders. They have deployed collaboration tools across the enterprise, but haven’t given staffers the right to hack outdated strategies or sclerotic processes. In other words, many firms have denounced bureaucracy, but they haven’t actually dethroned it.

Why? First, like all of us, they are prisoners of precedent. Most of us grew up in and around organizations that fit a common template, where …
•Big leaders appointed little leaders
•Power was a function of position
•Senior executives set strategy
•Everyone reported to a boss
•Tasks were assigned
•Managers doled out rewards
•Compensation correlated with rank
•Promotion was the measure of achievement
•Autonomy was tightly proscribed.

This is the management model at most schools, religious organizations, government agencies, and businesses. No wonder it’s hard to imagine a company like WL Gore, a leader in advanced materials, where associates choose their own leaders; or Morning Star, the world’s largest tomato processor, where you won’t find a single vestige of formal hierarchy; or Haier, the Chinese home appliance maker that recently divided itself into 2,000 highly autonomous profit centers; or Red Hat, the enterprise software company where everyone gets to shape strategy through an open innovation process.

We’re actively working not only to imagine alternatives to the bureaucratic management model, but to invent them as well. Join the “Busting Bureaucracy Hackathon” over at the MIX and help us eradicate the management tax.

Gary Hamel is the co-founder of the MIX (Management Innovation eXchange) and author of The Future of Management and What Matters Now. He’s a visiting professor at London Business School.

And the picture you expected:
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[Somewhere in a corner, there’s Occupy B]

Postdictions 2014-I

A progress report on the Predictions 2014 I made in several posts here, after Q1.

First, of course, a picture:
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[Skinny thumbs up]

So, there they are, with the items collected from several posts:

Trust Well, there’s the demise of Mt Gox as Bitcoin exchange. All of Q1 was full of Bitcoin, anyway. Yes, that’s about Trust. And, by the way, ‘total chaos, 386 coins stolen, experiment imploded’ it is ..?

Identity – Nothing in particular yet –
Things Oh so much; with domotics DIY packages ads being aired on national TV (at least, here in NL), with wearables developing ever further. Etc.
Social – Nothing in particular yet –
Mobile Apart from the phablet developments I wrote about earlier already, there’s Facebook bying (sic) Oculus. Yes that will change a lot. And oh, the wearables I mentioned above go under this header as well. Wristdevices aren’t even exiting anymore. GGlass turned out to be pilot prototyping, the spawn has happened already.
Analytics The Wave of People versus Algorithms I predicted earlier, is slowly growing, not in the wings anymore. We’ll see a lot in the next quarters of this. By way of labour market shortages for the right skills, and, a Wave at an angle: The rise again, this time for realz, of Artificial Intelligence. Watson in your mobile, etc.etc.
Cloud Mehhh, indeed. But with Google, and Amazon, nixing price levels just this last week, we’ll see a new wave of projects, by big corporates, SMEs, and individuals, into this realm. Though next quarters will also bring ‘clarity’ (incidents) on continuity risks.
Demise of ERP, the This one was in an afterburner prediction. But yes, we see it. Less and less jobs require knowledge of this (one major player), it’s by and large legacy. Heard an anecdote of a Fortune 500 or even 10 company that spent some ballpark $1B on their installation, and counting for maintenance and continued-necessary upgrading. Would’ve been a nice budget to build your own, perfectly tailored system… even including documentation, training, maintenance etc., you’d have quite a penny to spare.
InfoSec on the steep rise Even if we haven’t seen enough on this!

On APTs: The recent news that the NSA stole about all trade secrets, emails etc. etc. of Huawei, that is now by and large ‘known’ to have input backdoors in just about every piece of equipment shipped; spying back and forth is becoming the New Normal. APT by definition.
On certification vulnerabilities: – some news, not much; stays in the wings –
On crypto-failures, in the implementations: See Mt Gox. Yes, it was an implementation error (of a serious kind) that downed the exchange.
On quantum computing: – not too much –
On methodological renewal: I blogged about this (re Rebooting CIA and OSTMM). Some progress here and there, but no ✓ yet.
Deflation of TLD Yes of Three Lines of Defense and similar überbureaucratic models for models’ sake. We’ve even seen a little discussion on 5LD pop up. To demonstrate its ridiculousness. Nobody wants to work here anymore.
To contrast; some search company’s new Amsterdam offices: http://nydn.us/Qhe346
Subtotal Close to 80% as we speak.

The faint of heart wouldn’t necessarily want to speak the bold characters out loud.
See you at the end of Q2 ..!

[Edited immediately, to add:]
Missed in the predictions ahead of time, but still worthwhile to watch: Google’s move towards banking via Gmail … as per this story, as commented ‘ere.

Maverisk / Étoiles du Nord